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A Mongo McMichael Coloring Page
Me and Zelly where looking around for coloring pages on the internet. A summer pursuit when the days are long and the time is hard to fill. I do like coloring though. It's a decent way to spend your time. Maybe a little more productive then video games but not as good as reading. I don't know.
Combine it with listening to Black Sabbath and you got some quality time guaranteed, Art and METAL! Anyhow, after she found her Pokemon pages she noticed I was having a hard time finding something to color and suggested I google "wrestling coloring pages" She knows I like wrestling. I thought that was a good idea and DUDE, It was. I came upon the entire WCW coloring book. I was stoked beyond belief, and the only problem I had at that point was that I didn't know where to start. There were many awesome choices.
Not being able to decide I figged I'd head to the bottom and color what may be the worst wrestler of all time... NFL standout and former Chicago Bear great Steve "Mongo" McMichael He was the shits. THE SHITS! I mean that in the nicest possible way cause he seemed to try hard and that counts for a lot because a lot of pro-wrestle fools don't even do that much.
Why are the people green? Zelly asked me that. I told her it was because they were sentenced to Hell for a life of evil deeds and were being forced to watch Mongo grapple for all eternity. Then she asked me if that were bad and I told her it was THE WORST! She took all that in and asked if that meant the red splotch was blood? Since it's Hell and all. I told her it wasn't but that would be cool, but what it was was Steve's demonic shadow casting a crimson splotch upon the canvas. She told me that was also pretty cool and went back to work on her Pikachu picture. I think this is the point where I'm supposed to say "Good times" and maybe repeat it again...
Downtown Science Radioactive
What I do know is that when I was that I loved this song to death.Still do. It's all high tech and stuff. It sounds dated today but has that cool quality of Science Fiction from the past. The past's version of the future.
I remember, and this was kind of funny. Every saturday they would do a YO! MTV RAPS countdown which Dowtown Science was never on. They prolly played the video like one time. Ever. So anyway, they did the countdown and it was all like, MC REN and Ice Cube and whoever and when they came to number one they had some sort of technical glitch and played Radioactive for like fifteen seconds. I jumped up and screamed that justice had finally been served and the H.N.I.Cs at MTV finally recognized Downtown Science as awsome. But then it cut to The Fresh Prince's Summertime or whatever the proper winner was and I fell to the ground crushed. I was really involved in Hip Hop at the time.
D.S only recorded the one record here but it produced a couple of good tunes like this and Room To Breathe. You can see that video HERE!!!!!. It's OK. As I understand it Bosco Money did all the production work so I don't know what Sam did besides hang around in the music videos. Maybe he was the token white guy. Could be that's why he left 3rd Bass. They didn't need a token white. They needed the other kind and got put with Daddy Rich. I wonder if that's true.It may be.
This is another tape that was hard to come by. I had it on my list for our nect run to Amobea in Berkeley. When we got there one Saturday they totally didn't have the Cassingle or the album. I was bummed but my man Jesse said that his friend Mack who lived in Richmond had bought it and didn't like it so he'd let me have it for 5 bucks if we drove over there to get it. Jesse wanted an additional five bucks gas money. He drove this big ass yellow Caddy at the time. It got maybe, 3 miles to the gallon. At thispoint I was so close but realized that ten bucks was too much to spend on a tape of Bosco Money rapping. No offense Bosco. Jesse told Mac that and he said "fuck it. I don't like it anyway so you can just have it if you come and get it". We went. I got it and actually have it to this day. Mementos.
I don't know too much about Sam's later doings. I found him on Myspace and it looks like he does club dates and DJs here and there. That's cool. He's still getting paid for making music. Can't beat that.
Bosco Money continued on in the game as Ken Omega and recorded a few records. I have to admit that I haven't heard them or actually knew about them up til now. Sorry again Bosco, I mean Ken. I'll cop em and let you guys know what I think. If you care to know. He also flys HELICOPTERS! I'm gonna finish this with a picture of him sitting in one. Just for Shits and gigs..
Six Pics Of Kristen Bell
Those glasses are awesome. There is a girl who works at Mambo's Pizza here in SR and She has glasses like that. Kind of big Wayfarer type frames. I couldn't decide if I liked them or not but eventually decided that I did. They look good on Kristen Bell too. So does a bikini.
Dream 10 Poster plus fight card and Olivia Munn Wallpaper
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They show Dream on HDNET which is totally bad ass. Japanese MMA is awesome. It's similar to American MMA but also like pro wrestling. Dudes wear masks and have wacky intros and they try piledrivers and powerbombs sometimes. It's fun. Last month I saw Jose Canseco fight a Korean Giant. I prefer my entertainment have giants, thank you very much.
I dig that poster. Very arty-farty. I might use it as my desktop wallpaper. I think I have a pic of Olivia Munn there right now. Here it is if you wanna take a look. You prolly do.. MUNN!!! Anyhow, here's the fight card just to keep it somewhat informative... Somewhat. I got this from MMAMANIA. That's an informative site. Unlike this one..
Event: DREAM 10
Date: Monday, July 20, at 3:00am ET on HDNet.
Location: Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan.
Welterweight Grand Prix Semifinals:
168lbs.: Andre Galvao (3-0) vs. Jason High (7-1)
168lbs.: Hayato Sakurai (35-8-2) vs. Marius Zaromskis (9-2)
Welterweight Grand Prix Final:
168lbs.: Winner of Andre Galvao (3-0) vs. Jason High (7-1) vs. winner of Hayato Sakurai
(35-8-2) vs. Marius Zaromskis (9-2)
Non-tournament bouts:
154lbs.: Shinya Aoki (20-4) vs. Vitor Ribeiro (20-2)
Catchweight: Paulo Filho (16-1) vs. Melvin Manhoef (23-5-1)
154lbs.: Andre Amade (6-3) vs. Katsunori Kikuno (11-1)
185lbs.: Kazushi Sakuraba (24-12-1) vs. TBA (0-0)*
Rakim And Kid Capri. Don't Sweat The Technique
Ok, I think that Rakim is the GOAT. The Greatest Of All Time. For real, he's the best. When it comes to rhyming words and the ability to take a long ass word and flip it next to another long ass word and also to have it make total sense, plus rhyme. Dude is the best. I think I already said that though in my opening sentence.
Dude had a skill to take his lyrics in directions that no one else can go. Dude, he takes his shit directions that no one else can even concieve. He doesn't just turn left he turns like into time and space. Into the cracks of the fabric of reality. Not really that abstract but close to that.
I have to admit that it was only a couple of years ago that I came to appreciate Rakim as the legend that he is. I don't know, I wasn't into his slow flow and I remember that I read somewhere that Rakim would never freestyle and that rubbed me the wrong way. Now I realize that he has too much respect for his words to just spit them out like that. He crafts songs. Builds them. They don't just appear out of nowhere. He takes his time and THINKS about what he wants to say and how he is going to say it. A freestyle MC is more like the type of dude that reacts to things. That's not a bad thing in Hip Hop but Rakim aint that type of guy.
It could be that Rakim's style requires an adult ear to appreciate the style and what is being done with them. I think I just didn't understand. He's a man kicking songs for men. Step aside junior. This is grown up shit.
Kid Capri is on the one and twos for the performance and that's as awesome as it gets. I mean, if for whatever reason you can't get Eric B then you might as well go with some old cream of the crop shit and get Kid Capri. He cuts it up nice during the breaks. Capri's one of those old school cats that doesn't necasarily have the credits to his name but has credentials just from having been down for so long. He's never really put out his own awesome music per se as much as he's appeared on some other dudes's awesome music. Kid's worked with KRS ONE. The Flava Unit, Ice-T and he was in Dr. Dre and Ed Lover's kick ass movie Who's The Man. That's the shit right there.
Here's the lyrics of the song. It's pretty cool to read along while he spits.
Let's trace the hints and check the file Let see who bit to detect the style I flip the script so they can't get foul. At least not now, it'll take a while I change the pace to complete the beat I drop the bass,'till mc's get weak. For every word they trace, it's a scar they keep... 'Cause when I speak, they freak To sweat the technique I made my debut in '86 Wit a melody and a president's mix And now I stay on target and refuse to miss And I still make hits wit' beats, parties, clubs, in the cars and jeeps My underground sound vibrates the streets MC's wanna beef then I play for keeps When they sweat the technique Don't Sweat the Technique They wanna know how many rhymes have I ripped in rep., but Researchers never found all the pieces yet Scientists try to solve the context Philosophers are wondering what's next Pieces are took to last who observe them They couldn't absorb them, they didn't deserve them My ideas are only for the audience's ears For my opponents, it might take years Pencils and pens, are swords Letters put together form a key to chords I'm also a sculpture, born with structure Because of my culture, I'm a rip and destruct the Difficult styles that'll be for the technology Complete sights and new heights after I get deep You don't have to speak just seek And peep the technique But don't sweat the technique
(Not in the performance but on the album cut.....)
I speak indiscreet cause talk is cheap
Then I get deep and the weak then complete their Pull with a seat, never weak or obsolete They never grow old techniques become antiques Better then something brand new 'cause it's radiant And the wild style'll have much more volume Classical too intelligent to be radical Masterful, never irrelevant: mathematical Here's some soothing souvenirs for all the years They fought, and sought, the thoughts and ideas It's cool when you freak to the beat But don't sweat the technique
Infinity Gauntlet Minimates
The Infinity Gauntlet is this super powered glove with all these gem stones on it. It's way strong. Like control the universe strong. I'm not really into this set. It's cool but I already have a Thanos. He's the chap in blue up front. You can see the gauntlet on his right hand. It has that red thing on it. Yay. I have a head H right now. It's allergy season here in North Cali. I'm gonna cut this short. I just wanted to get it up there.. Who knows why....
Beverly Hills Cop Minimates
Beverly Hills Cop? Dude, I like it but that's a weird little action figure coup huh? I kinda want an Eddie Murphy for my collection. A Judge Reinhold aint too bad either really. I dig that little badge Axel has in his hand. It'd be cool if he came with a banana. You know, to jam it up those jerk-ass cop's tail pipe. Makes the car all fracked up. That was my favorite part... These should drop in November.