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Secret Dark Knight Poster

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  I have to admit that I'm not the biggest Anne Hathaway fan in the world. IDK, she just doesn't do it for me. Don't think that my feelings are going to ruin my anticipation for the upcoming Dark Knight joint cuz it won't. Not in the least. TDK is far and away my most anticipated movie of the summer. Dude, it's gonna rule the school for sure.

I like this poster. I guess it's some kind of easter egg type deal on the official Dark Knight website. I found it on Reddit and thought that it was cool enough to post here for you fools.I hope that you appreciate the effort that I go through to please you people. 

I See Robots Radio #35 Hulk And The Black Chasm

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Download | Duration: 00:22:14


Hey, kids. Back again with another brief but pretty good episode of everyone's favorite podcast, I See Robots Radio.

This week we take a peek at Power Records Seminal release: The Incredible Hulk in The Black Chasm. What I did is I took the awesome story of Bruce Banner getting a job at a coal mine as an bookkeeper and mixed it with some beats and some cool little bits of Hulk this and that as well as some new tunes that I've been listening to lately...

  1. Choices: Asher Roth ft. Action Bronson
  2. Off The Books: The Beatnuts
  3. In Trouble: Showbiz and AG
  4. Barry Horowitz: Action Bronson
  5. Paper Thin (MF Doom Remix): MC Lite

There is a pretty good Interview with Chael Sonnen about his involvment with Stone Cold Steve Austin in there somewhere so make sure to look out for that and as always, Tell a friend!

HULK SMASH

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 I, like everyone else in the world saw The Avengers and totally loved it. I mean, what's not to love? Look at that bit of action right there? Who in their right mind could possibly not enjoy watching The Hulk SMASH the crap out of Loki in such an over the top fashion. That is HULK SMASH action at it's finest.

 That has to be an all time God level smash, AMIRIGHT? or what? HULK SMASH! 

Gordon Solie Battle Royal: Retro Remix

                                     

Download | Duration: 00:01:59


I've long been a fan of Gordon Solie and his golden monatone voice. I would have to say that I grew up on Gordon and NWA wrestling and while I prefer Lance Russell out of the Mid South region that's just a personal choice and I doubt that many people would refute the claim that Gordon is the G.O.A.T

So what I did here was take a little bit of him explaining the ins and outs of a battle royal and mixed it with a little bit of music. It gets hypnotic after a bit. You might have heard this before because I'm pretty sure that I've included it in an episode of ISR Radio from the past but if you have or haven't I think it bears a second listen.

Rocket Raccoon Resurgence



It's cool to see Rocket Raccoon having sort of a resurgence even though I don't know if he had a big enough peak to have a resurgence. I guess this right here, this is his moment and if he comes back again in the future THAT would be considered the resurgence. 

I've been a fan of Rocket's since in the day but I always felt that he wasn't being used well enough. He might be now. Dudes in the video game Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 and I was over at the Target the other day and saw a Guardians Of The Galaxy Marvel Universe action figure set. which blew my melon.

 I didn't buy it. The piece was like Twenty Two bucks. Since R.R is the only one of the group that I want I'd essentially be dropping the chavo on him and I like him but not that much. 

Plus he made an appearance on the Disney Avenger cartoon. He had a few lines which was pretty cool. R.R even went one on one with The Hulk and did alright for a quick before Hulk got hold of him and squeezed him hard enough that he started making raccoon sounds.. 

I think it'd be cool if they spun him off into some sort of all ages type deal, maybe a comic or a cartoon in the vein of that Krypto 'toon that they had a few years back. Who knows if they will. A comic seems possible. It's probably not too expensive to get something like that off the ground and see if it sticks.. 

Kat Dennings Gif

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Well, I've always liked me some Kat Dennings and it's nice to see her do something positive with what nature gave her. 

We are all born with gifts and it's up to us to use them in the best possible way. This is certainly one of the best ways possible All I have to say is, You go girl!

A Young Andre The Giant


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Man, Andre was quite a stud in his youth. I mean, look at dude with the swagged out hairdo and speedos with a hot chick in his grasp. I wonder if being a giant is a good way to pick up chicks? Not like literally. I mean, you know, to get them to do stuff with you between the sheets. 

Dude, I wonder if Andre even took his groupies to bed? He's too big. Prolly had to fool around on the floor for fear of tipping over the whole bed frame...

I See Robots Radio #34 Short But Awesome

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Download | Duration: 00:24:25


Hey kids, this week's show is a little bit shorter than usual. That's ok though, I tried to trim the fat and just know it down to the good stuff. Like twenty five minutes of awesome stuff. The only possible way that this show could be better was if it was thirty minutes and to that I say, Maybe next time
  1. Cocotaso :The Beatnuts w/ Tony Touch
  2. Let 'Em Know :Bun B
  3. Full Retard :El P
  4. The Don :Nas
  5. We Are At War :Bumpy Knuckles
  6. Catch A Fade :E-40
Trust me though, there is a lot more stuff in there. Like I said last time it's the good stuff that lies between the cracks that you have to look out for. It's just jam stuffed with old commercials and little bits of station IDs for TV channels long ago lost to the wind.... Ahh, it will make you wistfully think of the olden days, while being bombarded by hip-hop beats... enjoy.. 

Frito Bandito: Retro Remix

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Download | Duration: 00:00:51


This is kind of fun. It's short too. Like under a minute. Man, I forgot how racist of a character The Frito Bandito was. I guess I shouldn't have considering that he is like 100% on the racist side but still I had forgotten. 

His accent was a little funny though. I can see how the fools who created him thought that he might have been a good idea. I bet that he sold a lot of Fritos. I wouldn't be surprised if the agency behind the Bandito got themselves a nice little bonus come Christmas time.

Anyhoo, I took the commercial and chopped it down to the funniest parts and added a funky little beat in the back. It's kind of fun for about the minute it'll take you to listen to it. Enjoy..

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The Munsters Minimate Roadster

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I've never been a great fan of The Munsters but I really dig this roadster. I also like how Herman is made up like a 70's Castro St. Leather Dude. It's a good look for him. It kind of goes with his kitchy car.

Ok, real talk. That car is really dope. It's maybe the best of all the Minimate vehicles to come out so far. The Speed Racer cars are cool and if they ever came out with the long rumored Enterprise it might have some serious competition but out of all the things to come out so far, it's the coolest. When I get it I think that I'm going to have my Marvel Zombies drive it or maybe it'll get perverted to a Punisher Mobile. Only time will tell. 

I See Robots Radio #33. The Birth Of The Bionic Man

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Download | Duration: 00:53:15


Hey, thanks again for dropping by. It's been a little while since I dropped one of these but you know how it goes. It's finally arrived so just sit back and be happy for once alright?

Lately I've really been into Power Records. They were the company that made a lot of those story type records based on TV shows and movies back in the day. I downloaded a bunch of them and plan on goofing around and uploading them here for your listening pleasure and trust me they are pretty cool and pleasure packed..

This time though I took one and did the normal ISR radio style deal and mixed it together with some old commercials and some cool ass hip hop songs.
  1. Spyhunter: Rob Sonic
  2. Deltron 3030: Deltron
  3. Doper Then Dope: Salt & Pepa
  4. Ego Trip 2000: Kool Keith and Motion Man
  5. Shut Up Man: Das Racist
  6. Ghost Face and Sheek Louch: Batman
  7. Boomshakalaka: Chip The Ripper and Bun B
  8.  Soul Brother #3:Damu The Fudge Munk
  9. Belt Holder: Tony Starks
  10. Stop Playin': Bun B feat Redman
  11. Terror: Mr.Lif
  12. You Have To Ride The Waves: Heems
Now, that's just the songs. There is a ton more cool stuff mixed in between the cracks. That's wherein the good stuff lies my good friends. Betwixt the cracks.

 Oh ya, for the first time ever ISR Radio is available on your mobile device through Stitcher which is like my favorite phone app. It lets you put all your favorite podcasts together like a little radio station. It's cool man check it out by clicking on the little linky below.. 


The Scufflin' Hillbillies

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There just aren't enough hillbillies in wrestling anymore. I mean, there are prolly a ton of real life hillbillies in the ring. I mean look at TNA, they have like James Storm and AJ Styles and Double J those dudes are from so far out in the hills that their hometowns prolly don't even have names, like official names. I'm sure the people there call them something like "Hangin' Holler or Ol' Rusty Stump. Some shit like that.

What I mean is that wrestling needs some scary type hill folk that come to the ring all Deliverance style with the dueling banjos as their theme song. Some dudes like the SCUFFLIN' HILLBILLIES up there...

 Those dudes came down to the ring with GUNZ for god's sake. I don't even think that they do that in the Urban Wrestling Federation. They might though for all I know. I've never actually seen one of their PPVs or anything. Black people scare me. 

Disco Party

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I found this pic in the back of this roller disco magazine that I picked up at the flea market. The deal was that they were going to show you how to throw an awesome disco party irregardless of your budget. That's a really nice sentiment.

 Disco parties aren't merely for the wealthy. They are for everyone who has the ingenuity to make the most out of what they have. Me? I have money and always throw the dopest disco parties around. 

I actually have the best Disco Room this side of Casanova Frankenstein and my cash limits my ingenuity to figuring out what expensive locally owned disco store I want place to buy my swag at....

The Man From Uranus (your anus?)

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Before Colorforms became the vinyl stick-ons that we all know and kind of like they came up with these super cool aliens called The Outer Space Men. This guy here really tickles my fancy.

Orbitron, The Man From Uranus. You know that the creators of this line knew what they were doing when they called the dude "the man from your anus". I like anything that involves skeevy grown ups creating double entendres aimed at eight year olds...

Game Of Thrones

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Ugh, I don't know if I should start watching Game Of Thrones when it airs this Sunday or if I should wait until I am through the second book and watch the season in it's entirety. 

I only read the first book after I had seen the first season and that didn't spoil my enjoyment at all. In fact I think that if I hadn't seen the show there is a very good chance that I might not have enjoyed the book at all. 

It's quite complicated and without the visuals of the TV show to fall back on in my memories I prolly would have been totally lost. 

It's a tough call. I think that I will wait on watching it and go at the second novel all on my lonesome. It's going to be a journey. I don't really read this swords and fantasy type stuff. I usually study like, popular culture and things of that sort. Game Of Thrones (on HBO) was so good though that I just had to read it. I've tried to read like Lord Of The Rings and things of that sort in the past but they never took. Maybe if I'd seen the movie first I would have had more luck. I'm such a dummy. 

E.T The Video Game Memories

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 Though i've heard from many different sources that this is considered one of the worst games of all the times I have to admit that when I was a youth I played it quite a bit and didn't really think that it was all that bad. It wasn't all that good mind you but I did spend hours playing it and that has to count for something.

 I used to like how you would fall down into these holes (you were always falling into holes. E.T's turf was full of dangerous ditches) and find these wilted flowers that you could use your healing powers on to revive. I liked doing that.

   I wasn't great at video games so raising plant life from the dead was one of the few things that I could do in my burgeoning gamer career. I would fall into the holes on purpose just so that I could reincarnate the flowers. I was a dork like that. Later in life I was a member of Future Farmers and I like to think that maybe E.T The Video Game had something to do with it but more likely it was just that the Agriculture Dept spent a lot of time outside during class and I liked that more then sitting at desk with a pencil.

Japanese Death Proof Poster

Skirt Push-Ups


Hey, here is a gif of Kim Kardashian doing push ups in a tight skirt. You're welcome

Movie Review :Contraband

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Me and the old lady went to the cinema this weekend. It's a fairly rare occurance actually which saddens me. We intended to see The Dragon Tattoo movie but I wasn't in the mood for a two and a half hour joint. Who is? Movies are just too damn long. That's my main beef with them. Length.

Anyway, we went to see that movie but instead saw Marky Mark's latest joint Contraband. It wasn't all that bad really. I was pleasantly surprised by the actual quality of the movie. I expected it to be more action oriented like Armored but it was more of a serious minded crime film with some action elements like The Inside Man or Departed, both of which are better than this movie if you hadn't seen them yet. 

The deal is that Marky was like the greatest smuggler of all time but has since gone legit and become a family man. That is until his doofus brother in law gets involved with a real grimy Giovanni Ribisi who plays the kind of crook that will burn down your house and kill your wife to get his money, if you know what I'm sayin'. 

So Marky's brother in law gets in deep with the Ribisi crew which forces Marky out of retirement for one last run. It sounds easy but since this is a movie it gets real complicated real fast. With trips to Panama and gunfights with the cops or whatever. 


Ben Foster is also in the movie as Marky's best pal and hetero life mate. (Foster does look a little fruity in his construction boss jacket but that avenue is never explored) Foster is a real good actor and he always manages to bring a certain gravitas to small roles. He does that again here. I like me some Ben Foster. Not in a gay way though. That avenue has never been explored. 

Contraband is a decent Saturday afternoon flick. Not a main event winner like The Departed but better than Armored (i don't know why that stupid movie is stuck in my head) or the prequal to Death Race if not the original remake with Jason Stratham behind the wheel. 

If you want to see Contraband do so with the blessing of ISR. I give it a thumbs up. Not the Fonzie style thumbs up with the AAAAAAYYYYY! behind it but more like a standard type thumbs up you'd give someone if you were working hard and someone asked how it was going. Not awesome but not that bad either. 

Kick Butt Like The NWO


Remember when Hall and Nash seemed like the coolest dudes on Earth? Me too. It was a weird time for cool. I like how they are super rebellious but totally tuck their t-shirts into their jeans. 

I scanned this out of an old issue of Pro Wrestling Illustrated that I found in my garage. It was from a NWO merchandise add. Yes! You too can own that little bitty belt that Nash is holding as well as the poorly fitted snap back hat that he has on his greasy head. 

A Pic Of BlackJack Mulligan's Bloody Head


I scanned this pic of Blackjack Mulligan out of a book that I've had since forever called The Good The Bad and The Ugly. A Pictorial History Of Wrestling. It has a lot of really great photography in it. Great wrestling photography I should say. I've had this book forever. I think that I got it at the Waldenbooks that we used to have in our mall. It's long since gone, sadly.

I've always liked this pic of Blackjack. I'm totally disgusted by the way the blood is clotted on his head. It's so yucky. I also like his Blackjack Mulligan T-shirt. I would rock that hard if I had one. I bet that it's yellow.

Dig the way that Blackjack is squeezing the crap out of his head with that work glove. Gnarly. I don't know who's head he is squeezing though. Dick Slater? I can't tell. 

Olivia Munn For Peta

Two Randy Savage Scans. Possible Aryan Nation Ally?

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Here are a couple pictures that I scanned up yesterday. The first one has tripped me out for years. I know that the Macho Man wasn't squeaky clean but I'm surprised that he ran with the Aryan Crew. Dave Schultz, the dude in the shirt is pretty bad ass though, like he's a bad dude. Back in the day he slapped John Stossel during a TV interview when Stossel asked him if wrestling was on the up and up. I guess if he showed up in a Nazi shirt it's possible that no one would mention it. It'd be like the elephant in the room, Dr. D's Nazi shirt. It's pretty trippy though. Click on them if you want a bigger view. 

A Couple Of Things I Scanned

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I got a pretty sweet scanner for x-mas and finally got around to hooking it up. I'm kind of slow about doing things like that sometimes. Anyway, it's cool because I can finally go through some of the old comics and magazines I've gathered and start scanning the weird ads and whatnot up here. 

Here are a couple of things I ran through the scan-box last night. More as a test then anything else. If you click on them you'll get sent to my new photobucket account. That's where I'm gonna keep these bad boys. They load quicker that way...                

Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 Minimates.

Basically this is the set that my baby girl has been waiting for since I showed her the concept art of Amaterasu. That is like her fave character from one of her fave games. The name of it eludes me at the moment but you are a dog and you have a paint brush or something. No matter.

Ok, so what we have going left to right is Ryu and Capt. America, Dr. Doom and Wesker, Amaterasu and Thor and Modok and Akuma.

Modok is pretty bad ass. I dig his little chair. I like to play as him in Marvel Vs. Capcom. He is pretty hapless but he has a move that looks like he is lifting up his chair and cutting a fart at his opponent. It always makes me laugh. Even more when I actually land it. 

Minimate C3 Batman Commercial



It's wild that this commercial has been around for seven years and I've never seen it. These building blocks sets where what got me into Minimates in the first place. I picked up the set that had Batman and Catwoman and also the one that has Superman and Darkseid. For some crazy reason I threw the Darkseid away one day while cleaning up the ISR Situation Room. It was totally stupid. I know. 

Cerrone-Diaz Hat Flipping Incident


Man, that is an epic gif, in both length and content. I am so looking forward to this fight. It's gonna be so awesome. They are both tough guys but in like such a different way. Diaz is the punk ass type from Stockton and Cerrone has that cowboy thing going for him.

I think that Diaz is going to win the fight. I always think that Diaz is going to win the fight though so I am a bit biased in that regard. He really is going to win though. Cerrone is no joke don't get me wrong. He's good standing and he's awesome off of his back. I just think that Diaz is good enough standing that he is going to be able to get ahold of Cowboy and get the fight to the ground. Cerrone has skills down there but Diaz is off the meter with his locks and chokes. He should be able to either hold him on the ground and beat him up or catch him with some sort of hold. I'm gonna say choke, triangle choke in the 2nd round and he'll flip the double birds while he's doing it. 

Three Pics Of Brittany Daniels

  

EPMD And A Fuzzy Hat


I love this pic of EPMD. Mostly it's because of P's awesome fuzzy hat. There aren't enough fuzzy hats in hip-hop nowadays. Maybe there are. I don't follow the scene close enough to know.

I'm not too sure about E's acid washed jeans though. I'm not sure if they were ever cool. I know that some folks might dispute that but IDK dude, acid wash? Kinda wac... 

Salma Hayek On Sabado Gigante


I actually saw Puss and Boots. It made me laugh. I think that Puss is a pretty funny character. IDK, funny cats are my weakness. I know I'm not alone in this.I've been on the internet.

Anyway, this video is a bit long but it's worth a view to see Salma walk on the set. She, being a Mexican national knows how to dress for a Mexican talk show. How do you dress you ask? In tight clothes that's how. Even if you happen to be promoting a children's movie..